The Princess of Fall 2009 is:

Somethin' From Amanda:
***Amanda: You got messages. Christina called like 1,200 times. I'm pretty sure she was drunk dialing. And your nerd lover keeps sniffing around.
***Marc: He hasn't even been here long enough for us to figure out why we hate him.
Amanda: I know why. Because he's a suck up. And he won't sleep with me.
***Amanda: We met at the Jill Sander party last night. He was totally worshiping me (Flashback: He was totally ignoring her.), I mean I get it because I was the hottest girl there but then there was this skank who was totally trying to horn in and I was as nice as I can be (Flashback: Shoves the girl. "Out of the way, skank!"), anyway. She was a cow. She's just one of those woman who hates other women.
Marc: Enough with the vagina monologue, open it!
***Amanda: I feel so bad about what happened. I just thought you'd have a better chance at a love connection if we placed an ad for your special needs.
***Amanda [about Betty's makeover]: The key is to come at your target using all six senses: sound, smell, taste, touch, sight and style
***Amanda [about Betty]: Haha, someone's been hitting the tequila again [to Matt]: It's like mother's milk to her
***Amanda: You know, Betty, you're lucky, when someone falls in love with you it's real. I've never had that I never know if I'm loved for who I am or because I'm so pretty .!